#don't ask Owen about the legendary three-legged race victory against the krayt dragon
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That's just Tatooine for you.
It’s so crazy that Luke Skywalker thought his dad was just some freighter pilot and yet also claimed to be a podracing fan how did he not think to look at the records and see his dad was the only human to ever win the Boonta Eve Classic the legend who defeated the great Sebulba #FakeFan
#It's a death planet#everyone has a resume that includes something like that#don't ask Owen about the legendary three-legged race victory against the krayt dragon#this shit happens when you're young and drunk on a death world
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